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"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Strider."

"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said entertain me not smother me."

This comment earns you another face full of smuppet ass. Although this time Dave threw the plush at you before quickly absconding out the room. You snatch your two pieces of ammo up off the ground and race after him. If it's a fight he wants it's a fight he'll get.

About an hour or so later, after you lost the fight in a tragic battle for survival, you're lying on the floor as Dave tickles you mercilessly.

"D-Dave! Stop or you won't be able to stride no more," you threaten between giggles.

"Awe but (_Name_), a Strider's gotta stride." He slowly stops tickling you, just enough for you to talk normal anyway.

"When I'm finished with you, you won't be struttin' like a Strida' manly man no more."

"Are you threatening my manhood?"

"You mean your womanhood?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"Is that a challenge I hear?"

"Yep."

"Challenge accepted."

You then proceed to have a bright red smuppet ass shoved into your face.

God your boyfriend could be such a pain sometimes.

-Repeat whole process over again.-
:iconaliceinsteampunk:
I don't even know. It's late and I'm trying to type quietly. Whatever, have a crappy Dave x reader thing instead.

This is a pointless fanfic. I've got a couple of other things like this I'm working on.

I don't own anything, yadda yadda. :3
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that is fucking hularrious
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
~Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir May 6, 2013  Student Writer
*round 43* STRIFE!
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~Vequia Apr 28, 2013  New member
Ahhhh I havemsmuppet ass in my face XD
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~IceStar539 Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's cute :3
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:iconkuroneko143:
yuehgbdvuywrsfhubwej...cute...
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:iconemmenaria:
The force was with this one.... *shot* I had to xD Nice story :iconyaydaveplz:
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~pawpaw1111 Apr 10, 2013  New member Professional General Artist
"Striders Gonna Stride"
BEST LINE EVA
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!Roseflower402 Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SMUPPET FIGHT! :iconsmuppetplz:
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:iconitaly-germany-japan:
~Italy-Germany-Japan 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No, wait! I'm allergic to asses!
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~portsha Mar 18, 2013  New member
adorable!!!!!!!! ;)
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