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"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said entertain me not smother me."

This comment earns you another face full of smuppet ass. Although this time Dave threw the plush at you before quickly absconding out the room. You snatch your two pieces of ammo up off the ground and race after him. If it's a fight he wants it's a fight he'll get.

About an hour or so later, after you lost the fight in a tragic battle for survival, you're lying on the floor as Dave tickles you mercilessly.

"D-Dave! Stop or you won't be able to stride no more," you threaten between giggles.

"Awe but (_Name_), a Strider's gotta stride." He slowly stops tickling you, just enough for you to talk normal anyway.

"When I'm finished with you, you won't be struttin' like a Strida' manly man no more."

"Are you threatening my manhood?"

"You mean your womanhood?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"Is that a challenge I hear?"


"Challenge accepted."

You then proceed to have a bright red smuppet ass shoved into your face.

God your boyfriend could be such a pain sometimes.

-Repeat whole process over again.-
I don't even know. It's late and I'm trying to type quietly. Whatever, have a crappy Dave x reader thing instead.

This is a pointless fanfic. I've got a couple of other things like this I'm working on.

I don't own anything, yadda yadda. :3
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Khfrx Apr 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Smuppets XDDDD
TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock
that is dave's quote from i love this story so much. its so adorable. thank you author-chan
SoulEvans12 Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This was funny!
Natalie1u Feb 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Omg yus Retarded penguinnnn
Karkitty-Vantas69 Feb 18, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist

Me: Dave is soooo hot don't tell kk

Dave: what are you saying Mia :iconsuggestivedaveplz:

IGame101 Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
MiyokaChan Jan 25, 2014  Student Artist
I hate smuppets on so many levels.
Dave, no. ._.
MattSmithDoctor Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Pffft XD I wish I could have a boyfriend to be stupid with. :3
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