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"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Strider."

"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said entertain me not smother me."

This comment earns you another face full of smuppet ass. Although this time Dave threw the plush at you before quickly absconding out the room. You snatch your two pieces of ammo up off the ground and race after him. If it's a fight he wants it's a fight he'll get.

About an hour or so later, after you lost the fight in a tragic battle for survival, you're lying on the floor as Dave tickles you mercilessly.

"D-Dave! Stop or you won't be able to stride no more," you threaten between giggles.

"Awe but (_Name_), a Strider's gotta stride." He slowly stops tickling you, just enough for you to talk normal anyway.

"When I'm finished with you, you won't be struttin' like a Strida' manly man no more."

"Are you threatening my manhood?"

"You mean your womanhood?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"Is that a challenge I hear?"

"Yep."

"Challenge accepted."

You then proceed to have a bright red smuppet ass shoved into your face.

God your boyfriend could be such a pain sometimes.

-Repeat whole process over again.-
I don't even know. It's late and I'm trying to type quietly. Whatever, have a crappy Dave x reader thing instead.

This is a pointless fanfic. I've got a couple of other things like this I'm working on.

I don't own anything, yadda yadda. :3
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RainbowsPandas Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist
lol! my favorite parts:

"Awe but (_Name_), a Strider's gotta stride."

and

"When I'm finished with you, you won't be struttin' like a Strida' manly man no more."

"Are you threatening my manhood?"

"You mean your womanhood?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"Is that a challenge I hear?"

"Yep."

"Challenge accepted."

You then proceed to have a bright red smuppet ass shoved into your face.

God your boyfriend could be such a pain sometimes.

-Repeat whole process over again.-
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faithboo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  New member
My name faith i want to give thanks and i will always give thanks to Dr ogboni who brought back my love that has left me for 6years within 48hours, i have said about this last week but i promised to always tell people about this every week end so that those that did not read about it last will read about it this week, i have been looking for how to get this boy back to my life because i love this boy with the whole of my heart, i could not replace him with any body,one day i was watching my television when i saw a lady giving thanks to Dr igbalu and telling the world how he helped her i was so shocked i could not believe it because i never taught that there are powers that can bring back lost love, then that was how i decided to contact him too because i do really need my love back,when i contacted him i told him everything and he told me not to worry that my love will surely be back to my arms within 48hours at first i could not believe because i was thinking how could somebody that has gone for 6years come back within 48 hours,so then i decided to watch and see,unbelievable within the next 48hours i got a call from unknown number so i decided to pick the call the next thing i could hear was my loves voice he was pleading and begging me on the phone that i should forgive him that i should forget all that have happened that he did not know what came over him,he promised not to leave for any reason, that he was really sorry for what he did,i was so surprised because i never believed that this could happen,so that was how i accepted his apology and the next morning he came to my house and still pleading for me to forgive him i told him that everything is okay that i have forgiven him, that was how we started again and now we are married, i promised to say this testimony in radio station, commenting this testimony is still okay but before this month runs out i promise to say this in radio station and i will,sir thank you very much.World please am begging you people to try and thank this man for me,or if you need his help here is his email address:ogbonispelitemple@hotmail.com , you can still contact me through my email to know more about him.this is my email adress:ogbonispelitemple@hotmail.com.

Name:faith

Country USA
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XxArtNinjaxX12 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sounds like barney stinson! :3 BARNEY!!!!!!! HAD DAVE!!!!!! :3 :3
End it Now 
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tennis-sarika17 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Artist
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Seika-Moomoo Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NO
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tennis-sarika17 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Artist
Oh my gosh yessss hahahahaha this is great
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The-Fantasy-Creater Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  New member
Me: EAT SMUPPET ASS DAVE!

Dave: Never!

Loved it!
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cardboardbeast Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist
Oh and I loved the story, btw!
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cardboardbeast Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist
No Dave.
Just.
Stop.
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R-iaT-heW-olfG-irl Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so perfect
I don't even-
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