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Dave x Reader by XxBloodyMoonlightxX

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March 1, 2013
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"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said entertain me not smother me."

This comment earns you another face full of smuppet ass. Although this time Dave threw the plush at you before quickly absconding out the room. You snatch your two pieces of ammo up off the ground and race after him. If it's a fight he wants it's a fight he'll get.

About an hour or so later, after you lost the fight in a tragic battle for survival, you're lying on the floor as Dave tickles you mercilessly.

"D-Dave! Stop or you won't be able to stride no more," you threaten between giggles.

"Awe but (_Name_), a Strider's gotta stride." He slowly stops tickling you, just enough for you to talk normal anyway.

"When I'm finished with you, you won't be struttin' like a Strida' manly man no more."

"Are you threatening my manhood?"

"You mean your womanhood?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"Is that a challenge I hear?"


"Challenge accepted."

You then proceed to have a bright red smuppet ass shoved into your face.

God your boyfriend could be such a pain sometimes.

-Repeat whole process over again.-
I don't even know. It's late and I'm trying to type quietly. Whatever, have a crappy Dave x reader thing instead.

This is a pointless fanfic. I've got a couple of other things like this I'm working on.

I don't own anything, yadda yadda. :3
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XxArtNinjaxX12 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sounds like barney stinson! :3 BARNEY!!!!!!! HAD DAVE!!!!!! :3 :3
End it Now 
tennis-sarika17 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Artist
Seika-Moomoo Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tennis-sarika17 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Artist
Oh my gosh yessss hahahahaha this is great
The-Fantasy-Creater Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  New member

Dave: Never!

Loved it!
cardboardbeast Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist
Oh and I loved the story, btw!
cardboardbeast Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist
No Dave.
R-iaT-heW-olfG-irl Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so perfect
I don't even-
robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student Writer
Walks away like a retarded penguin pfffffffft Bahaha!! That made my gloomy rainy day worth staying inside looking on the internet. In other words it made me, that made my day!! Ha i had to stop reading and laugh for ten minutes and then another ten minutes to catch my breath! Thank you!!
SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"This comment earns you another face full of smuppet ass"

Dat Smuppet Ass Tho
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